Ell-isms

This morning Ell bumped her elbow on the counter... "OUCH!" "Kiddo, you just cracked your elbow." "No I didn't. I hit here." pointing to her elbow. Not wanting to have the battle, I just let it go.
5 minutes later... "Mama, what did the cow say to the chicken?" "I don't know, what?" "I just passed gas on your head! Bahahaha!!!! I told you I didn't break my funny bone, it still works!" :)